This is just retarded enough to work.

I love you too but I don’t like you all the time.

Sun, 22 Mar 2009 10:15:10 -0400

I love you too but I don’t like you all the time.

There are some things in this world that once seen, can’t...

Tue, 17 Mar 2009 12:19:59 -0400

There are some things in this world that once seen, can’t be unseen.

One of the gazillion reasons why I love Calvin and Hobbes.

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 13:06:53 -0400

One of the gazillion reasons why I love Calvin and Hobbes.

“No, really. I’m on your side!”

Thu, 26 Feb 2009 07:46:00 -0500

“No, really. I’m on your side!”

…coz you kinda miss the days when you were smarter than...

Thu, 26 Feb 2009 07:44:26 -0500

…coz you kinda miss the days when you were smarter than the president.

Not as good as the kid that’s high but made me chuckle....

Tue, 24 Feb 2009 09:13:51 -0500

Not as good as the kid that’s high but made me chuckle. Another question that begs asking…

WHAT THE HECK ARE KIDS UP TO THESE DAYS?

I give him props for being able to record and upload his ish.

It’s hard to do comedy. Saying that, trying to be funny...

Fri, 20 Feb 2009 05:41:05 -0500

It’s hard to do comedy. Saying that, trying to be funny for about 8-10 minutes is even more difficult. But for some reason, this guy does it without that much effort.

He makes me laugh. I won’t lie. I’d take off my pants.

hahaha I just love the stoner kid but this one is also...

Tue, 10 Feb 2009 09:23:54 -0500

hahaha I just love the stoner kid but this one is also funny.

is this real life?

yes, she’s legal.

Thu, 05 Feb 2009 08:53:07 -0500

yes, she’s legal.

I am very late to this but I think I’m in love with these...

Sun, 01 Feb 2009 11:14:03 -0500

I am very late to this but I think I’m in love with these guys. What time is it? It’s business time!

What's the story?

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 23:59:48 -0500

What's the story?:

I don’t like politics. For me, it’s all the same thing except who can spin their stories better. This is why I like this article. It’s not much about politics but the strategies and tactics used by both camps for their own candidates to win. So what can we learn on why John McCain lost? From what I read, it’s the lack of real planning. Not knowing what the real story is and too many subplots ruin the whole movie (in this case, campaign). Much like in business, not knowing who your real customers and their demographics can spell doom on your company. It’s hard to get anywhere if you don’t know where you’re going.

With insomnia, nothing is real. Everything is far away....

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 07:34:01 -0500

With insomnia, nothing is real. Everything is far away. Everything is a copy of a copy of a copy. - Fight Club.

One of my favorite movies — ever.

via (here.)

wow-wow-chicka-wow wow, chicka chicka chicka, wow-wow. this is...

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 04:07:46 -0500

wow-wow-chicka-wow wow, chicka chicka chicka, wow-wow. this is why they are one of my favorite bands.

Not to add to the love fest given to the man but I admire him...

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 20:05:09 -0500

Not to add to the love fest given to the man but I admire him for his ability as a speaker and writer. Someone called him great but I said, “Woah! It’s too early for that.” I will call him smart or good but not great… yet. Time will tell. “The nation cannot prosper long when it favors only the prosperous.”

The greatest moments in life are the simplest ones. via (here)

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 05:26:56 -0500

The greatest moments in life are the simplest ones.

via (here)

I sure hope heaven does have wi-fi. via (weheartit.com)

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 10:34:29 -0500

I sure hope heaven does have wi-fi.

via (weheartit.com)

"First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew. Then they came for the..."

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 10:26:28 -0500

“First they came for the Jews
and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the Communists
and I did not speak out because I was not a Communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists
and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist.
Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.”

- Martin Niemoller

Sometimes I don’t laugh at what people normally laugh at....

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 09:01:00 -0500

Sometimes I don’t laugh at what people normally laugh at. I guess that makes me weird but I like it that way.

via (this.)

I want one of these. I think the real purpose of the cap is to...

Sat, 10 Jan 2009 20:54:00 -0500

I want one of these. I think the real purpose of the cap is to cover your face when you’re shit-faced.

geekystuff:

via (Guinness Bottle Opener Baseball Cap)

be a loser.

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 20:18:08 -0500

be a loser.:

very interesting theory that says that evolution is reversing and now we’re left with weak creatures. how so?

hunters tend to kill off the biggest, stronges, and prettiest so animals adapt or evolve into weak species as a way to stay alive. that and the weak are left to mate with each other.